Who knew that swapping joystick moves for, well, dick moves could shake up the dating scene? Curious about how adult video games are not just “gonna masturbate” fun anymore? Keep reading.
Why Adult Video Games Became So Popular?
What do you mean why? Isn’t that obvious?
Humanity has always been naughty and perverted. And (apologies to real believers) they never have given a shit even about Christ forbidding that kind of fun. Why should they? It is in our nature. Since 1994, from the time the first video game got its age rating, people have tried to prevent us from playing content that is 18+. Do you remember the first Witcher? Yeah, it wasn’t as popular in the USA as in Europe. But still. We had to collect all those cards by sleeping with all the girls during the game. Ah, good times. Yeah, those days are as outdated as flip phones. Adult video games have burst onto the scene, mixing immersive gameplay with sex content that’s got players glued to their screens. And their hands glued to their… ahem… body parts.
Still, from the POV of a seasoned gamer, those adult video games can look like shit. Many of them do look like that. Poor gameplay, poor graphics, poor… everything. Well, not every game is a AAA game. And most of these sex games are made by garage innovators. Still, these games offer deep storylines and virtual experiences that make real-life dates feel like watching paint dry. Who needs awkward first dates when you can fuck someone virtually in the game?
And let’s be honest. The taboo factor is the cherry on top. There’s something irresistibly horny about diving into a world where you can have sex in any form. Craving tentacles? Go ahead, try it while no one watches. It’s like being let in on a secret that most people blush just thinking about.
How are Adult Video Games Influencing Online Dating?
Ever feel like the line between gaming and dating is blurrier than your cat’s latest selfie? Adult video games are making that happen. Gamers are sliding into DMs with pickup lines inspired by their virtual romances. Who knew that conquering a girl in a naughty visual novel could boost your confidence to ask someone real out? No one.
But hold up. Are these games making us bolder or just more hooked on digital sex? Sure, role-playing a suave character might give you the guts to flirt. But maybe we’re just swapping real connections for virtual stuff. Is it confidence, or are we just getting more addicted to the screen with big boobs?
On the flip side. Mainly because of the multiplayer. Playing an adult MMO might actually score you a real meet and fuck date. You team up, the chat gets horny, and the next thing you know, you’re planning a meetup IRL. Still, it’ll take extra steps. Because, you know, games are fucking time-consuming. And dating sites are not. So, in this case, casual sex sites are still on the horse.
Are There Any Adult Video Games Where You Can Date?
Too comfy on your beanbag chair to hit the club, doncha? There’s a whole genre of games letting you live out your dating without leaving home. Dating simulators, folks. A place where you actually can master a flirting skill before joining any meet and fuck site. You get to navigate relationships and make choices without taking off your pajamas.
Let’s check out five games where dating isn’t just a side quest—it’s the whole game:
HuniePop
- Genre: Puzzle/Dating Sim
- Description: Think Bejeweled meets The Bachelor. Match gems to impress your dates and unlock more sex scenarios.
Dream Daddy
- Genre: Dating Sim
- Description: Play as a single dad trying to find a date. It’s heartwarming, hilarious, and full of dad jokes. Ugh.
Sakura Swim Club
- Genre: Visual Novel
- Description: Join a swim club and flirt with fellow members. Your choices shape the story.
Monster Prom
- Genre: Multiplayer Dating Sim
- Description: Compete with friends to win over your monster crush before prom night. It’s horny, edgy, and a blast at parties.
- Genre: Visual Novel
- Description: Stuck in a time loop, you relive days to unlock new romantic possibilities. It’s all about exploring desires and seeing where each choice leads. Things get pretty explicit, so don’t blame us if you lose track of time.
Top 5 Adult Video Games You Can Find on Steam
Sex with the Devil
- Genre: Adventure/Horror
- Description: Ready to confront your wildest sex fantasies and fears? “Sex with the Devil” takes you on a surreal journey through the underworld. It’s a provocative blend of eerie atmospheres and boundary-pushing content that’ll have you questioning everything.
- Developer: EvilBoobs Cult
- Publisher: EvilBoobs Cult
- Release Date: February 9, 2021
Subverse
- Genre: RPG/Strategy
- Description: Ever wanted to captain a spaceship full of sexy friends with…benefits? Subverse lets you explore galaxies and relationships in a game that’s as strategic as it is horny.
- Developer: Studio FOW Interactive
- Publisher: Studio FOW Interactive
- Release Date: March 26, 2021
Negligee: Love Stories
- Genre: Visual Novel
- Description: Four intertwining tales, choices, and fabulous lingerie. Your decisions shape the story, so choose wisely. Or don’t. No judgments here.
- Developer: Dharker Studio
- Publisher: Dharker Studio
- Release Date: September 14, 2018
SENRAN KAGURA Peach Beach Splash
- Genre: Third-Person Shooter
- Description: Ninja girls, water guns, and fast-paced action. Need we say more? It’s a splash-filled battle where the stakes are as high as the swimsuits are… minimal.
- Developer: Tamsoft
- Publisher: XSEED Games
- Release Date: March 7, 2018
House Party
- Genre: Adventure/Simulation
- Description: Navigate the wildest party of your… virtual life. Make choices, build relationships, and maybe get into some… interesting situations. Just like a real party, but without the awkward small talk.
- Developer: Eek! Games, LLC
- Publisher: Eek! Games, LLC
- Release Date: June 30, 2017
Conclusion
So, are adult video games the new playground for perverts that’ll fade faster than a one-hit wonder? Or are they steering the gaming industry into uncharted territories? Maybe. We’ll see. Dating sites might just catch on to this trend. Imagine swiping right, leading you into a co-op game where chemistry isn’t just in chat but gameplay. Think they could do it?
